Expedition Galaxy: Earth : 2025 : Day 003

Earth : 2025 : Day 003

I have made a most unfortunate discovery as I increase my knowledge of Earth and its inhabitants. The vast majority of humans I have encountered since arriving here have experienced only 30 or fewer revolutions around their radiant star. They seem very unprepared and lacking in, well, almost everything that humans who have completed 30 or more revolutions around their radiant star possess. Yet both those who possess dwelling structures and those who have chosen instead to procure something called “avocado toast” are equally upset and have opposing viewpoints regarding something incredibly important that I personally fear may pose a danger to the safety of the universe. I am grateful for stumbling upon an information terminal called Fox News so that I could be enlightened on this topic.

From the reconnaissance I have collected and observed, I have identified that leaders of the Red, White, and Blue’s people are fearful of a competing faction named “China.” I have also discovered that the Red, White, and Blue organization, where I have set up my home base, is called “America.” These terms and the series of events will require further research, as this particular term seems to apply not only to the faction itself but also to a geographical location that includes many other factions which also claim to be America, yet somehow they are not part of America, and the people are not considered “American.”

This “China” will also require further research and scrutiny, as I am very perplexed by its apparent namesake obsession with delicate vessels the humans use to consume sustenance. There is also the question of why an America with a potential identity crisis feels the need to ban something as specific to the universe as the sound time makes! I was truly confused until I was helped by that information terminal.

I have concluded, America’s concern is valid. It is very apparent that China has developed an insidious covert weapon related to time. So far in my research, every clock device I have personally encountered and examined has been assembled by this China, and they all indeed make the sound: tick-tock.

Addendum: Further research is required regarding gender and how the concept is expressed in human communication. The Fox information terminal provided guidance on the nomenclature of this gender concept, yet it seemed contradictory as the dignitary of the China faction kept being referred to as “she.”